What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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