- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Kenny G

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

roses are red, violets are red, bushes are red, flowers are red, trees are red, my garden is red... HOLY CRAP MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

I like your hair

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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