Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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