Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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what happens when you wake up inception

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