Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Your mother is so fat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom...

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Women's Rights...

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Knock knock

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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