- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

A man walks into a bar.

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

What's funnier than 24? 25.

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