- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

Your eye color is very unique.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

A fairly-priced Apple computer.

Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Women's Rights

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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