Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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pussy enough said

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Yo Mamma

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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thumbs up!

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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