What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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YOLO

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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