- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

Jesus wept.

Why did the vegetarian only work one day? Because her co-workers are cannibals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Knock knock, come in.

"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

That's as gay as AIDS.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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