Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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Politics.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Penis.

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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