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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Wumbo

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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Anti Joke

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