Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Sarah Palin

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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So a seal walks into a club...

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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did the small baby faucet say to the daddy faucet? Nothing, they are inanimate objects and cannot talk.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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