Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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whats black. an african american person

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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Knock knock

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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