What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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hi

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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You.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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You're on fire.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

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The economy.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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