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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

I scream. You scream. We all scream and huddle in a corner of our first grade classroom because of a masked gunman.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? fart

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

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