What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Kony 2012

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Womens Basketball.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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