So a priest and an atheist sit next to eachother train After talking to eachother for a short period of time, the priest discovers the other man's beliefs and procededs to spend the rest of the ride trying to convert the atheist. Incredibly irritated the atheist gets off the train a stop early to escape the tirade. The next day the atheist sees on tv that the train crashed right after getting off, and the priest is listed amongst the people killed in the accident. He is ecstatic, and says to himself "ha, proof of divine retribution," but then he feels confused because he realizes he doesn't believe in a god...

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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Anti Joke

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