Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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