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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

knock knock

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

Poop

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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