- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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