- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

hashtags suck balls

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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