Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Nuneaton..

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

your life

Liverpool City Football Club

An Aisian failed a test

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

This is a random Anti joke.

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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