- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock Knock? Come in.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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