FUCK THE JEWS

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

seek beauty

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

roses are red violets are indigo

I like your hair

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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