- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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