??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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