Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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the sky is green no it is not

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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