your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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acuna

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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A fat man on a moped

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Good to see you today!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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