What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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