- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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