Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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One time i was sitting down

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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