Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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America Votes

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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women's rights

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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