Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Whats 9+10? 19

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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