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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Knock, Knock. Come in.

whats white and smells like black paint? nothing, white paint even though it is still paint has a slightly different smell due to the difference in dye colors used to make it

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks around a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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