Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Life

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Haha, I get it..

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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