What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Neil Lewis

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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epic win?

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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