- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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