What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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