- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

hashtags suck balls

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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