- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??