What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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What? Huh?

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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