What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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the midget went to the midget store

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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