Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

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sally was hit by a bus and lost both arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

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This is sparta No this is patrick

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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