- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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Women's Rights

Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

A Woman out of the kitchen

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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