What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Dick Chaney

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

What rhymes with you? You.

i was molested.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

I've got a boner

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

someone called a frog a frog

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

lebron

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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