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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

your momma's so stupid she shot herself

What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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