Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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