A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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A blonde walks into a salon and says "I would like to get my golden locks trimmed." The haircutter replies "surely, just sit yourself down in that chair over there and I'll be with you momentarily." The blonde walks to the chair and sits down. When the haircutter comes over he asks her, "would you please remove your headset, I can't cut your hair while they're on." She laughs at her forgetfulness and removes them obligingly.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the girls head explode while eating supper? There was a grenade in her food.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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