What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Runescape.

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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